Grandalf 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘙<p>Sending 7 swans, 6 geese, 4 blackbirds (calling birds), 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge (with or without its attendant a pear tree) to your loved one without giving due consideration to how they will house, feed, or clean up after them seems to be a thoroughly alpha-male trick to pull.</p><p>And most likely illegal too, depending on your location and permit requirements. Please check with local authorities before proceeding.</p><p>I think you&#39;ll find that the 5 golden rings (likely cursed by Sauron anyway) will not make up for the inconvenience.</p><p>Maybe just send chocolates, yeah?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/IllegalActivities" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>IllegalActivities</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/WildlifeSmuggling" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WildlifeSmuggling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Christmas</span></a></p>